Ken☹

♡⋆*.✧DirtyKen50♡⋆*.✧ | ✩⃛Taken ♡☻ | 17♡⋆*.✧✩⃛ | Who the fuck are you? (。╯ᴗ╰)〜♡
me at age 12:ew older men
now:wow he's only 30?

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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itssexualhour:

one time i was visiting my sister at college and there was this really hot british kid who was studying abroad and i started making out with him and one thing led to another and we ended up fucking and he was about to cum and i thought it would be really sexy to say “the british are coming” and needless to say he didnt think it was very funny

(via hoehazza)

itssexualhour:

yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.

(via hoehazza)

itssexualhour:

one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked the condoms with a pin and burning hot lubricant sprayed on us and it felt like satan had ejaculated on our faces

(via hoehazza)

itssexualhour:

i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i had to shove my hands into his pants and get it out and after that like 10 min later he whispered ‘if you haven’t noticed i have a boner now’ that was the best moment of my life bye

(via hoehazza)

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